Worst Jokes Ever
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.