Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

What do you call a blind racist?

A not see.

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

Family photo.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.