Worst Jokes Ever
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If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Orphans have no home.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.