Worst Jokes Ever

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂

What do kids call a balanced meal?

A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.

Abbie: I had sex with dad.

Mom: Go die in a hole!

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.