Worst Jokes Ever
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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
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