Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ur face.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My bum hurts.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.