Worst Jokes Ever
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.
What the fluff happened to this website?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
Peter Griffin walks into a bar.
I think I may have forgotten the rest of the joke.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.