Worst Jokes Ever
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
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There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Poopoo man.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"