Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
I'm so gay.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.