Worst Jokes Ever
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!