Worst Jokes Ever
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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