Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.
Worst Jokes Ever
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Biggest balls?
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!