Worst Jokes Ever
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
I can't think of any jokes.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.