Worst Jokes Ever
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.