Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.