Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.