What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
I'm so gay.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.