Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.