Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.