Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.