Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Whatβs a lungβs favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Hereβs my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.