Worst Jokes Ever
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its cock.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.