Worst Jokes Ever
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.