Worst Jokes Ever
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Make him read a book.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Daddy, where's my anus?
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Guys, am I funny?
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.