Worst Jokes Ever
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Hi 👋 I love you!
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.