Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Worst Jokes Ever
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Paper.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.