Worst Jokes Ever

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

If you drop something, make your short friend get it.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?

Hippo-POT-amus!

Look at the comments.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.