Worst Jokes Ever
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.