Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Cameron Boyce
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?