Worst Jokes Ever
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
A man walks into a bar.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
O-Block
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.