Worst Jokes Ever

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.

Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”

Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Suck its cock.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To get to the real estate agent.

Bully: I wasn't talking to you.

Me: Then why are you listening?

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

'Cause they can’t get home.