Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Like if you are gay.
Like if you're short.