Worst Jokes Ever
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."