Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating, and I said to her, "You're starting to sound like my wife."
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.