Worst Jokes Ever
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.