Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is so simple even YOU should get it. Orphans don't have a home, get it? So when they play baseball they cannot find their home base. You wouldn't know anything about not having a home because you still live in your mom's basement. She probably still cuts the crust off your bread, loser.