Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.