Worst Jokes Ever

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?

It's always someone you know.

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

I got jealous when my phone died.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!

Pokemon

What's the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.

What did mum say when grandpa called?

Boomerang.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.