Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.