Worst Jokes Ever
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Haha joke haha!
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Yo mama is Obama.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.