Worst Jokes Ever
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
You look like a cat.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"