Worst Jokes Ever

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Your disabled joke on you can't stand.

If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came back.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."