Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
I fucked your mom.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
"Stop it," said he.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?
The home screen.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.