Worst Jokes Ever
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!