I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
Is your oven running?
Then you better go catch it!
Deeeeeertt.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What do you call an ass thatâs a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didnât the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.