I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Worst Jokes Ever
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙