Worst Jokes Ever
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so fat,
xbox
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!