Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Haha joke haha!

Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Jenga.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

What do emo kids have in common with orphans?

They both depress'd on the inside.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.