Worst Jokes Ever
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Dead.
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
All of them.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"