Worst Jokes Ever
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Haha joke haha!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Yo mama is Obama.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.