Worst Jokes Ever
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
You were born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...