Worst Jokes Ever
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your life, that's all.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
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Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."