What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.