Worst Jokes Ever
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
I watch gay porn.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!