Worst Jokes Ever
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”