Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."