Worst Jokes Ever
Your face.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Ukraine.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Like this if you're an American.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.