Worst Jokes Ever
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why do people always tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!