Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

I fucked your mom.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...