Worst Jokes Ever
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.