Worst Jokes Ever
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?