What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.