Worst Jokes Ever
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Shitty bichi cup.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
A B C deez nuts!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.