Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Suck my cheetah.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Germany is the best!
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.