Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.