Worst Jokes Ever
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
Should I do a face reveal?
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.