Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
I watch gay porn.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
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What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.