Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I farted.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
"Stop it," said he.