Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼