Worst Jokes Ever

How do you make orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap for their parents to come back.

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make it clap until its parents come home.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

Some girls are like rocks.

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?

They get set free.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?

Because it's family owned.

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: Because they can’t find home.

Me. I am the joke.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.