Worst Jokes Ever
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
A woman exclaims that she was robbed. She was reading in the dark, candles were next to her. She says the thief opens her cabin of jewelry and leaves and enters from the window. He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her. She turns the lights on and sees what happened.
The candle wax was going down straight. A policeman closes the window and cabin then tells her she's lying just for the cash reward. Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in, the candle wax would be dripping to the side, not straight!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.