Worst Jokes Ever
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.