Worst Jokes Ever
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Shitty bichi cup.
"Among Us."
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.