Worst Jokes Ever
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.