Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
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