Worst Jokes Ever
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"