What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.