Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.