Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

Ooh yeahh

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Chuck Glisson

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

the goat

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem."

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

im njdjfnjdjdj hello

*moans*

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

i got your nose

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Ari

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

TechPriestGotDrip

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.