Worst Jokes Ever
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
My wife left me and took the kids.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.