Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.