Worst Jokes Ever
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
We (DYM 25).
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.