Worst Jokes Ever
Toes for hoes.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.