Worst Jokes Ever

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

What do priests and McDonald's have in common?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.