Worst Jokes Ever
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Murueurx.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Clarissa is here with us.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Pickled carrots.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.