Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why do orphans eat their breakfast with water?
Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.