Worst Jokes Ever
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
-->[] go through the door if you can.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.