Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."
Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.
"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?
"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.
Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.
Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"
Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.