Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.