Worst Jokes Ever
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."