Worst Jokes Ever
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
A chicken is delicious.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?