Worst Jokes Ever
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!