Worst Jokes Ever
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
My wife left me and took the kids.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
911 what's your emergency?
Me: Officer, my girlfriend is dead!
Operator: What happened!?
Me: She bit the tip.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.