Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Gallons (DYM 113).
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!