Worst Jokes Ever

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!

What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?

Rhyme-berry pie.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Why did the kid cross the road?

He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”

I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.