Worst Jokes Ever
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My therapist told me time heals wounds, so I stabbed him, and now we wait.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Chimichanga.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!