Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.