Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Toes for hoes.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."