The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Worst Jokes Ever
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Racism.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?