Worst Jokes Ever
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.