Worst Jokes Ever
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! šššššš
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Women are like blackjack. Iām trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"