Worst Jokes Ever
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.