Worst Jokes Ever
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Takis.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"