Worst Jokes Ever
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.