Worst Jokes Ever
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!