Worst Jokes Ever
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.