Worst Jokes Ever
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Takis.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
Glizzy?
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.