Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
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I like mangoes.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.