Worst Jokes Ever
My hopes and dreams.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”