Worst Jokes Ever
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."