Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.