Worst Jokes Ever
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!