Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Your mom.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.