Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
The walking dead.