What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Worst Jokes Ever
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂