Worst Jokes Ever

To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

Josh is chubby.

Drawers!

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Why are fish smart?

They live in a school.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

How does Moses brew his coffee?

He brews it.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Who wants to be my boyfriend?