Worst Jokes Ever
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.