Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround