Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.