Worst Jokes Ever
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀