Worst Jokes Ever
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.