Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Worst Jokes Ever
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
