Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Listen here, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. This joke is funny because it uses the double meaning of "run home." In baseball, it means to score a point, but for an orphan, it means they don't have a home to run to. Get it now, genius?
A-non-mouse
fucking overused you retard