Worst Jokes Ever
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.