Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Your mom.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.