Worst Jokes Ever
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?