Worst Jokes Ever
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.