Worst Jokes Ever
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Hi, how are you?
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What age is served for breakfast?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.