Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
