Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."