Worst Jokes Ever
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
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What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
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How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
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I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?