Took jokes
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
awww
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Lowkey fire photo i took in class 🔥
Help he took my gopro
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
real
😮💨 KAREN
It took 8 years boys
Funny Test Answers #6
@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.
i took a quiz. it was so inaccurate.
Community talk
Im just going to explain, or try to explain, how I feel, because I don't know what else to do before I fucking go insane.
I met Jake about like 3-4 years ago. I was 11 or 12. I came on for the worst jokes ever because of my boyfriend at the time. I quickly became attached to the site, having a place where I could speak to my IRL friends during school, and I met some really cool people. One of these people was Jake. … Read more
Didn't sleep last night! Took a nap at 10 something. Woke up feeling shitty. IDK anymore.
Finished building my MC house, took a day and a half to get the necessary materials, and another 2 to actually build it. Now im making an auto smelter in the kitchen :D