Took Away jokes
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why is the rum gone?
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Community talk
dude.. my gym teacher is so cheap. he took away points from my boyfriend for hugging me. like what.
GENESIS 31 Jacob Flees From Laban 1Jacob heard that Laban’s sons were saying, “Jacob has taken everything our father owned and has gained all this wealth from what belonged to our father.” 2And Jacob noticed that Laban’s attitude toward him was not what it had been. 3Then the Lord said to Jacob, “Go back to the land of your fathers and to your relatives, and I will be with you.” 4So Jacob sent word to Rachel and Leah… Read more
GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, “Give me children, or I’ll die!” 2Jacob became angry with her and said, “Am I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?” 3Then she said, “Here is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.” 4So she gave… Read more