Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
Not a joke but still dc
i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you
I took out my mother in law, being a sniper I’d fun.
