A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew tumed up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5.year.old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and ll spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. 'mey chatted with her, let her slt with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little lobs to do here and there to make her feel Important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a poy envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $1 0 'pay ' to the bank the next day to start a savings account When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally Impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'l worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.' 'Oh, my goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the house again this week, too?' The little girl replied, 'l will, it those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the tucking sheet rock '
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
Whatβs emo kids likes to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Sister: I dont want to do it butt...... Me: no more butts, butts are to yuck to be in this sentence
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor
how do homeless people punish their children? what are there children going to do go to their room.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out don't give up all I say is I'm not giving up just I'm giving in and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out I don't think so it's probably the hardest if you ask me,or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, βPut a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.β But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, βWell teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!β
Imagine being such a low life that u need people to roast u to have stuff to do
JESUS has had an all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste Breathe of life, and of power !
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said help me please, he had to do some forceful thinking
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
No offense to anyone though. I donβt understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well βitβs is just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never no. It could be an adult or a kid.β
So
Leave her alone. Thank you. π
I was the manager at a McDonaldβs in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me thatβs all he knows how to do.
What did George Washington carver had anything to do with gorilla"s? It's a little possible ya dummy
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE
Akeld: NOT EVER!
