To-do jokes
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.