What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
To-Do Jokes
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
