POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket. Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
if its on the clock,its old enough for the cock
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
