Time Jokes

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Moist of the time.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

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What happens when a clock is hungry It goes back four seconds.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread

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Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time

A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.

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my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.