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First Time Soreness

A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."

The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"

The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."

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Listen here, you simpleton. You wrote this 'joke,' but it's pretty obvious, even for a Gay Pig. A son tells his dad about his first time, and the dad, being a good guy, offers to talk. The son can't sit because his rear end hurts, and that's the funny part. The humor is because you don't expect the kid to be so banged up he can't even sit, which implies the sex was either rough or awkward.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I am not 18, neither are you.

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Love it 🤣🤣🤣

I love the joke but like pls change your profile photo cause im only 13 and i make me a lil uncomfy.

This is just wrong.

Oh no.

Based Anon

I'm homophobic, go kys.

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