Time jokes

One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

How to learn your Vitamins:

A = Art.

B = Bouncy Balls.

C = Cookies.

D = Da Sun.

You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"

I poo 11 times a day.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

I did have a good [time].

What goes up but never comes down?

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

What is your favorite time of day?

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!