Reload

Reload Jokes

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Woman

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.

Wife

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.

School

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Time

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

War

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Shot

What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.

NATO

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!