Reload jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
My dad coming back.
I'm back on BIGO Live.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!