Tie jokes
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Memes
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
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Community
To Whom It May Concern,
I made a new account, decided to cut ties with all the crap that happened in the last three years, and hang around here a bit longer now that there are genuinely good people being consistently active on here. I'll be checking around to see if anyone's on whenever I have free time, feel free to message me on discord if you need anything (same as my username on here), and maybe I'll set up a new MN for the site to use. Idk.
Godspeed, everyone!
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I’m gonna say this as the friend of madi, I did know about the break up, but I didn’t know where the screenshots where from or what happened further than that. I don’t wanna say that much because there’s so much unnecessary shit already made, but I will say I really don’t have any ties to this shit at all because even myself was confused on most of it like the rest of you lol. I was just there to defend and cover. Thank you. 🩷