Why tie when you can knot?
What type of bow cant be tied? >.................................................................................................................................... ...... ........................ .......... ... ..... . . . . ....... ...... ......... ............................. . . . . ....... *A *RainBow
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
What did the boy say to the show ? Can you please tie me.
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The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tieing them up
You’re so short I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
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what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
People who are annoying. There are to of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld." although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
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Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.
