A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says "Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink". The bartender says "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!". The drunk says "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink". The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?". She says "Vinegar and water"
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away
Why’d the rubber go flying across the room? Because it got pissed off!
what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
how do u stop a baby from crying? throw a brick in its mouth
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies saying "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart." The bartender responds saying "oh" sympathetically. "sucks to be you!" The bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
At 5 years, i already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
I dont shut up I grow up and when I see you I throw up.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball ⚾️? You can throw a baseball ⚾️ and you can’t throw a school bus 🚌
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
