Throw jokes
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher? An erection.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.