Throw jokes
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?