Throw jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Memes
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How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"