how do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it! (me like fortnite)
gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. 🤣
I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.
How do u throw a space party?
You plan-et hahahaha get it?
Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.
Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
One time an and was collecting food suddenly a wind and pushed the ant to the river the ant said help help and a pigeon heared it then he grab a leaf and throwed It in a river the ant climbed on it and then pigeon and the ant became best friends but one time a hunter came to kill the pigeon when the saw him she bites his leg and the pigeon flys away from the arrow and that's how friends are everybody
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
A girl had black hair also i threw rubbish at to realise she wasnt a bin
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43,43,43. A kid walks up to the man and says “why are you saying 43,43,43”. The man stops and looks at him then he starts jumping again and says 43,43,43. The kid asked him again and so on. Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!!
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
