Three jokes

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!